me: I'm not ready for tonight

me: I cant do this

me: this is not happening

me: Patrick's not dead

me: nope, nope, nope

me: I'm not gonna cry

me: Offspring, you are not having my soul tonight.

hisroyalmagesty:

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

I think people should know that in the end he called back and talked to the manager and it turned out another guy with his area code had been harassing the girl all night and she was extraordinarily sorry.

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